Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.

My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.

by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014

Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.

After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.

by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017

Bitch piss

A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.

Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.

by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016

Pissing something

Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.

It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.

by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021

lil piss

Lil piss is lil pump because he is an untalented piece of unicorn, fairy floss hair trash.

Lil piss can piss in my ass

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017

Piss Trout

Some Canadian who always complains about warlocks life tapping because they aren't skilled enough to heal them

This piss trout is complaining again because he cant manage his mana

by goocifer January 24, 2020

False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013