pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

pee bombs

Peeing in big waves

*falls on the floor being pushed back by his piss* "PEE BOMB!"
hence pee bombs

by BillyJeansCar February 10, 2012

pee it off

Only guys will get this: you know when you use the bathroom at your house or someone else's house to take a piss and you notice a poop stain or two? And you felt like removing it without touching it? So you naturally aimed your stream at the stain to get rid of it. Yeah, that's called "peeing it off."

Bro how am I supposed to get those poop specs on the toilet bowl off?

Pee it off man.

by TheMaker420 November 5, 2013

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)

"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"

by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014

Pee

The result of drinking water. When you pee,your body gets rid of little nasties in your body.

Protip-NEVER ever pee when you're inside a girl. She will hate you for life.

by Pitchy January 9, 2016

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016