Maya the peanut is a young K-pop idol that has over “981 million” views on her first song “Maya the peanut went to the beach” her fandom name is peanuts, she is 15 years old and is born on 3/14/2007. She is currently dating niki from Enhypen, Niki’s brother in law (aka maya’s brother) is named tarek, he is not a K-pop idol though he is cut out to be one and he is amazing at dancing.
by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022
Get the Maya the peanutmug. "Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
Get the jesus condom peanut buttermug. When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter Eldermug. You use peanut butter to get pleasure by putting it on your penis/ vaginalarea and let your cat or dog lick/suck it off :) good luck out there
by fionalmao September 20, 2019
Get the Peanut buttermug. by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
Get the Peanut and jam sandwichmug. A KIDNEY STONE.
EATING SHIT
The start of a comic STRIP.
Compound PENIS TASK.
IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.
Excited SHITEATERS
The scariest tumor in the world.
an I small am eye small am aye small
See MR. PEE NUT
Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.
PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT
EATING SHIT
The start of a comic STRIP.
Compound PENIS TASK.
IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.
Excited SHITEATERS
The scariest tumor in the world.
an I small am eye small am aye small
See MR. PEE NUT
Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.
PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT
Imagine the pain zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER ,then passing a PEANUT after ,QUAFF A BEER.
No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.
Look JOHN I was looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just got a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.
Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.
Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then you can see how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.
I love when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT it gives it a variety taste of intensity and afterall you can only find ONE AT A "TIME" and that makes you go APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.
You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.
Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.
When ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR and he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open feeling pissy all over.
He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.
PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGED WEE WEE stick.
No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.
Look JOHN I was looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just got a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.
Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.
Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then you can see how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.
I love when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT it gives it a variety taste of intensity and afterall you can only find ONE AT A "TIME" and that makes you go APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.
You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.
Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.
When ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR and he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open feeling pissy all over.
He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.
PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGED WEE WEE stick.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 16, 2022
Get the PEANUTmug. by suglickle peanut February 13, 2024
Get the Suglickle peanutmug.