hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021

Shitter Pillow

Buttocks.

Gluteus Maximus.

Damn, she has a fluffy shitter pillow!

by joetoe November 24, 2021

Baby Pillow

I love you forever, also take a shower.

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2

by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022

the pillow

an average just shapes and beats / ori and the will of the wisps / kirby triple deluxe / miitopia enjoyer

hyelo, i am the pillow and i like 2 characters

by anonymous January 27, 2022

Jay pillow

A pillow that is used between your legs when you sleep in the nude.

I slept over at Carley's house last night and I used her Jay pillow whilst sleeping in the spare bedroom.

by Smack attack March 19, 2022

dookie pillow

The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.

“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 9, 2022