Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Peanut

If you do not eat it, your brain will become it!

Eat the PEANUT.

by Hot mama Hershey April 20, 2018

Peanut butta

Instead of saying punk bitch children respond peanut butta

When you tell at your child and they respond peanut butta

by Stinkpot Trouble December 9, 2020

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

Peanut

Something that really is... just... useless.

That guy is peanut.

I had sex with her/him, it was peanut.

She is such a peanut.

by Eliasmedini June 16, 2020

Peanut

A derogatory name for someone who likes sadism, and being dominated sexually.

she stretched my ankle to my head, and then she threw me on the bed....

I'm just a lowly peanut.

by SilentScone June 6, 2017