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Wank Pants 

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
Wank Pants by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013

beyond pants

A British slang term for and only in the occurrence of, when a fellow reacts or demonstrates in such behaviour that represents them as an absolute gob.
“Did you see Lindsay last night at the party? She was beyond pants!”

“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
beyond pants by Sla99yG0rgah August 9, 2020

Hot Pants 

A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok

Billy Crystal Pants 

Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.
God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.
Billy Crystal Pants by a_dev April 7, 2009

mr. fancy pants 

Someone that thinks they are all that and are really no better than a bloated puffer fish.
He thinks he's a mr. fancy pants.
mr. fancy pants by Egon_1 February 21, 2017
After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.
My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.
Dad Pants by Gloofa February 2, 2009