waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

mutt breath

A purest of pures

A person who is a mutt of a brethian
And is a full blown mutt with the breath of a thousand assholes

That cunt is a pure bread mutt brethian

Or “absolute mutt breath … what a pure bread

by Swartman October 27, 2022

Breath of Life

When in a hot dry Finnish sauna your partner blows onto your vulva and vaginal opening. Also known as The Desert Wind.

Id let him give me the breath of life.

His gives the hottest desert winds.

by P-L March 27, 2024

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

bad breathe

bad breathe is a word that describes someone whose breathe smells worse than a dead body. usually people with the name Harley and Thomas have this

urrgh! Harley, you have bad breathe do you ever brush your teeth?

by sombody March 12, 2020

Cuck Breath

the breath of a man that reeks of another man semen, which he has eaten out of his girlfriend/wife's pussy. Presumably after she had fucked that other man.

*kiss

Lisa: "Ooh babe, your breath still smells like that load you ate out of me last night."

James: "Yeah, I have Cuck Breath."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

breath-poppy

How a cop's speech often sounds when testifying into a mike about his claim of detecting da odor of opium when speaking to a suspect.

Arresting officers often get all flustered and breath-poppy on da court's PA system when debating with a defense attorney regarding whether he could actually have smelled a certain drug when conversing with said lawyer's client, since there is typically very little noticeable odor in dat case.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024