Pipe Dreams

Nickname for Level 2 of the Backrooms.

Escaping Pipe Dreams almost seems like a pipe dream in itself.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Pipe Rider

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.

That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.

by Xharvester December 22, 2018

Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth

by Goatblower May 10, 2018

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008

Pipe

Type of wording teenagers use when trying to get the d they think it’s sounds gangster

Guy-ayo shawty lemme pipe
Girl-I think you got stank DICK but I’m down

by my very own definition of word April 9, 2020

Uilleann Piping

Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow

Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow

by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024