slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

by Hampster7314 January 22, 2014

lerpy stick

Any type of stick used to unclog the toilet

Hand me that lerpy stick, Beau just clogged the shitter!

by Jonzeefamdamn March 24, 2017

Throwing sticks

Throwing sticks- to finger, fingerbang, fingerblast, second base, tossing twigs

Chastity: How was your hook up last night?

MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.

Chastity: Oh really?

MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.

by TCaldwell December 30, 2016

Dip and Stick

When you take your penis and dip it into a jar of peanut butter and then proceed to stick it into a person, place, or thing.

Chun proceeded to dip and stick Sally, while having a peanut butter sandwich.

by The Great White Shark November 9, 2012

derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

Ick stick

Ick stick: (N). A tool made of wood or metal used for the clearing of the airway of a pipe for smoking marijuana.

My piece was hitting like shit, so I made an ick stick out of a burnt incense and dug it out.

by 5am Diego August 6, 2017