dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

by lowandlazy December 16, 2008

dato the omega

Dato is a mf I like.. I hate him too. He’s good ig. He’s the most annoying person I know and that’s why I like him. Someone give him stomach ache medicines pls 😕 #speakingfromtheheart

Dato the omega friend zones lulu the alpha

Dato the omega has stomach aches

Dato the omega isn’t the favorite child

by Ligoat October 20, 2021

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

pulling an omega

pulling an omega means to exploit the shit out of something that shouldnt be exploited

why are you pulling an omega on that f3 a glich

by i sniff people August 3, 2022

level 3 omega gyatt

mainly used for a stupidity word like "ohio skibidi rizz" but can be used as a word gyatt is a code for a big ass level 3 is for scale of 1-10 from flat to fat omega is to add exclamation to the gyatt like saying holy shit instead of just shit

i gave her that skibidi rizz because she has that level 3 omega gyatt

by gentle giant DC November 11, 2023

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023