Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.

Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.

by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020

Nut dust

Nut dust is dust/dead skin/or glitter coming from the nuts/balls

Ew wtf he got nut dust all in my face!

by Gremlin1 July 16, 2020

Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on

Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..

by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020

imma nut

This either means:
1) "I'm a nutjob"
2) "I'm going to ejaculate"

1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!

2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 9, 2020

Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date

“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.

“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”

by beefy3 September 21, 2020

Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut

Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020