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Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.
“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”
by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018
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Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020
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Nut Fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the male pelvic region. It occurs to obese men and is more pronounced when tight fitting trousers or sweats are worn.
Those tight fitting pants Bill is wearing really highlights his Nut Fat. It looks like he's trying to smuggle a bosa ball in his pants.
by Happy Boy December 9, 2009
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Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.
I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008
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supersonic nut

When for whatever reason, you become so suddenly and quickly aroused that you gain a full-length erection that breaks the sound barrier, and you immediately nut.
Damn, she's so sexy, she didn't just make me nut, she made me supersonic nut.
by FloorHam December 6, 2016
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