Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Fake couple

Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.

James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple

by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020

Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.

I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

WWE is fake

As much as I like watching WWE, alot of the fanbase tend to strawman the phrase "WWE is fake". Some of the WWE fanbase counter this premise by rephrasing it to "WWE is scripted". Same difference! All the conflicts are fake. WWE superstars may hold a rivalry for the sake of the show, but are best friends offscreen.

WWE is fake is just a synonym for WWE is scripted.

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

fake-diss

To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.

I'm tired of being fake-dissed by people who can't compete with me in reality.

by jack_v February 23, 2017

fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit

he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Potty Fake

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

by Hemispherium December 17, 2012