a white ass guy that sits in front of his tv with a pumpkin spiced latte playing fortnite with his only 3 friends
by totallynitsomeonefromthegc January 21, 2019
Noah is the hottest boy on the planet. And has a huge penis. He loves gaming and is a really talented gamer that has a bad gaming reputation but plays like a professional. He will grow up to be an elite sports player and shit on the people who bullied him while gaming.
by WaffleRick May 05, 2020
by Waiting For player... December 11, 2018
a little bitch of an eshay that can't stand but fake things harder then he can throw a rock with his weak fuckin muscles
by luka da bomb November 20, 2019
From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
by Gangbang76 June 01, 2025
Noah has a massive penis and is rlly funny. He pulls like crazy and his rizz game is off the charts. By far the best at sex and is incredibly funny. He has depression but hides it so that people wont worry and puts people before him. He typically hangs out with girls. Noah is annoying. But we love him.
by FatherHitsMe April 01, 2023