dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

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bobbin' for dicks

Situation in which a person, typically female, resorts to flirting with multiple men in hopes of finding one willing to hook up with her.

Girl 1: Damn, look at that hot group of guys over there..

Girl 2: Bitch, now you just bobbin' for dicks.!

by bootywhisperers October 8, 2013

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Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

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Stim dick

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

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Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

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dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012

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