Beer muscles

The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.

'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'

by Tommy Trawler February 9, 2004

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Rug muncher

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

by Scottt jackson October 21, 2007

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muscle pig

A pig that is very muscular and has a stinky scent because it is awesome

I like your muscle pig. It looks very handsome.

by Ilovesocks01 June 26, 2017

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munchle

Awesome, cool, rad, sick. Made by Devany Laratonda! : Used by The Boss Kids of HASD

Dude, that was fucking munchle.

by Devany January 14, 2008

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Musclesexing

One muscleman engaging in sex with another man. The muscleman can be either the one initiating the act, the person invited to engage in the act, or both.

"I heard Steve really had a good time last night."

"Yeah. He invited a real hunk over for musclesexing."

by UD-Friendly October 19, 2009

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