dyke muffin

an insult for a lesbian whose fat pours out over the side of her jeans.

not to be confused with english muffins which are a delicious breakfast snack.

shut up you dyke muffin or i'll call over the pig in the tuxedo you tittyfuckinbagelbite.

by cheadawwg July 23, 2006

Cunt Muffin

when a delicious chocolate chip muffin is placed in and or around the pussy so wen u eat a chick out it tastes fuckin delicious.

dude i totally want to cunt muffin that chick

by themuffinmanwhorunsshow November 12, 2009

Cunt Muffin

Scandalous Levitz, Douche Bag, Annoying person in the group

"Oh damn! It's a Cunt Muffin."

by Jim M. W. April 25, 2007

Cunt Muffin

a thick/soft woman who is also a stupid bitch you'd like to punch in the face.

Did you hear the way Jenny was talking to Matt? She's a real cunt muffin.

by Hogie Sammich September 08, 2008

Pig Muffin

An Emensely short and fat person.

PM comming down the hall move!
Check out that short pig muffin over there.

by ameliaandjay January 13, 2005

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 25, 2003

muff muffin

A term derived from the latin word, "muffcake", but translated to english.
Short for your-stupid-and-you-think-you-know
-everything-but-
you-just-suck-at-life-and-need-to-die.

Can also be used in place of eff.(see examples)

"Andrew is the biggest muff muffin of life...fosh!"
or
"What the muff muffin are you doing?"

by ASHLE HARPER December 02, 2006