A person, usually white, who walks up says a few well spoken phrases stands and leaves. Usually they are adorned with a Monster shirt, baggy skinny jeans, hat turned sideways, and a big pimp ring.
Monster Kid: "Wa's goo'?"
Us: "What?"
Monster Kid: "Yo, why ya nah at da fue?"
Us: "....What?"
Monster Kid: "I'm in miami, bitch."
Us: "Seriously, wtf?"
Ten min later
Monster Kid: "Yo I betta go." (leaves)
Me: "Did anyone know he was standing there?"
Everyone else: "No."
Me: "Oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Us: "What?"
Monster Kid: "Yo, why ya nah at da fue?"
Us: "....What?"
Monster Kid: "I'm in miami, bitch."
Us: "Seriously, wtf?"
Ten min later
Monster Kid: "Yo I betta go." (leaves)
Me: "Did anyone know he was standing there?"
Everyone else: "No."
Me: "Oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by Navigator of the Sea March 21, 2010
Get the Monster Kidmug. Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.
"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"
by Steve Bach February 13, 2008
Get the bachness monstermug. by the ham December 28, 2005
Get the cookie monstermug. an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color
RECIPE:
1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
Get the green monstermug. Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.
by aaaaaaaaaaaa simanic groped me May 24, 2017
Get the robux monstermug. A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.
Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.
by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009
Get the Dharma monstermug. When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015
Get the crotch monstermug.