Mexican Lollipop

to sprinkle chili powder onto a man's shaft, & proceeding to lick it off, like the Lucas on a Mexican lollipop.

Rhonda: So how was your trip to Mexico with Gavin?

Jessica: Oh my gosh. I had so many Mexican lollipops! They were so good!

Rhonda: Oh you dirty dirty girl. I'm so jealous. I hope I get to enjoy some of Felipe's Mexican lollipop one day in the near future.

Jessica: Oh fasho girl. You'll like it.

by THA R3ZI$TAA April 6, 2010

mexican alarm clock

big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!

hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.

by camerod December 5, 2004

mexican fire ant

large red ant with big black butt ( in deserts of south west) they came from old mexico!

Nasty mexican fire ant bit me on my butt. People of california let's vote to send all mexican fire ant's back to Chichiwawha. My butt's so big and red it looks like an ORGRANGATAN's ass.

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

mexican potato chip

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip

Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.

by clusterslugs March 9, 2009

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

by Wentzahol November 9, 2012

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

mexican myspace

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.

"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"

by mooose01 April 15, 2008