Max chibi

a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.

Max? no, he's a Max chibi.

Max chibi by mastermemerdreamer January 18, 2018

Max Q 

The moment when a rocket experiences the most intense atmospheric forces during launch.

The moment when a cosmonaut has received confirmation from ground control, and inserts his rocket into space.

A euphemism for the moment of insertion.

"Falcon heavy passed max Q on its trajectory to mars without experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly."

Elon to a honey:"I took a viagra 20 minutes ago, I expect to reach max q at t+30"

Max Q by lil rocketman May 5, 2018

max pollard 

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick

Man max pollard is so bad at sucking dick

max pollard by Max Pollard July 30, 2018

Max the man 

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact

Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches

Max the man by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

max chat 

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

max chat by maxchatting September 23, 2018

Max Flush 

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.

Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"

Max Flush by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018

Max Tomlinson 

The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men

John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson

Max Tomlinson by Lethonjane jayquelin October 17, 2018