jets

A pathetic example of an NFL team, even though i love them. THeir incredible ability to blow a lead amazing me and often this team makes one scharf all over the place. It is the future team of NCAA stud Reggie Bush w/ the 3rd overall pick in the upcoming draft.

A: Boy, you don't look so good!
B: Yeah i know i was scharfing all night
A: WHY?!
B: damn Jets lost again

by Crazy Eye Joe November 13, 2005

Jett

The biggest fuckboy ever. Usually leads girls on and then proceeds to judge their looks, they usually have something that makes them 10x more attractive but then when you get to know them it doesn't even matter because they are such a piece of shit! They may come with an accent and they may not!

Most of the time they date girls uncomfortably older then them, and would much rather choose an ass over an actual connection but thats ok because thats what Jetts do!

"Lexi: God he's such a fuckboy."
"Sidney: Must be a jett!"

by not alexandra July 22, 2017

Jetta

A small, compact car that is for GIRLS ONLY. if a male is seen driving any type of jetta, he will immediately be called a douche, faggot, queer, of homosexual. If you are a male and you drive a jetta, do humanity a favor and get a new car.

"Was that a male in the driver's seat of that jetta?"

"Oh yeah. what a douchebag."

by yeeyeeyeeehyphy March 2, 2010

Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.

That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.

by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005

Jetta

A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.

Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...

by cokemidget June 28, 2008

jets

team that eather is totally awesome or totally sux; former home of Namath

The Jets have Vinny Testaverde on their roser.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

jettajet

(1) A retarted person who likes to insult others, but usualy get insulted themselves for being a retard.

(2) Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of.

Forum participant 1: My Mazda6 has the best tyres ever!
Forum participant 2: You fool! Here in America they are called Tires, not Tyres! Learn to spell!
Forum participant 1: No you jettajet retard, I am from England so we call them Tyres here. This forum is worldwide, jackass! Stupid jettajet.
Forum participant 3: Yes everyone hates a jettajet.

by Jason1981 September 8, 2008