culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.

I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.

by MarianneM February 24, 2017

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

violent jerks

its having uncontrollable muscle spasm

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.

by Half case March 5, 2021

air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.

hey man stop air jerking thats gay

by firefalcome September 6, 2023

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.

"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025