Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.

The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

The Tenlee Theory

The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.

“That guy has a thick neck” “yk what that means……the tenlee theory”

by 62771818884 April 11, 2022

Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature

Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man

by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022

Breezy’s Location Theory

A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.

person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground

person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?

person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has

by Queen Breezy November 9, 2020

Thanatos theory

The Earth is small. Our bodies and vision are smaller. Every second the universe expands and creates new stars, new galaxies, new planets, and new solar systems. With us sharing the same time and space with the universe we are one and connected. Ever since the the supernova that created our solar system and most of the elements that created our periodic table and that includes the elements that create our body. In short we are created by the fragments of a star. As our body ages throughout our lives we grow weaker and weaker. But, the universe is forever expanding. Expanding into what? Well we will never know the true answers to the universe. If the universe is what holds all of creation and all of space and time what is the universe expanding into. The best possible guess is, nothingness. The universe is expanding into a vast empty space of nothingness, no age, no color, no dark, no light. IF we were able to cross the border between space and nothingness what would happen. There are two (probably more) possible outcomes.

1. We cease of age , since we are no longer connected to the space and time of our universe we are nothing and cease of age and pain.
2. We cease to exist, when your are across the border of our universe and nothingness, since the existence of nothingness is there we escape our own existence as well. Your body, and even your own soul will cease to ever exist.

The thought of nothingness.

The thought of nothingness and the Thanatos Theory

by theregoesthanatos November 11, 2020

Evil Theory

The worst players in Rainbow Six Siege will get the best black ice guaranteed.

HE GOT SMG 11??? He's a fucking bronze, legit evil theory

by BlingCake November 14, 2020