Irish Horseshoe

The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.

He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe

by senior sanchez October 24, 2011

irish rain dance

An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.

Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me

by juicebox-enfuego March 30, 2012

Irish Port-a-loo

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks before soiling yourself.

"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."

by Three tit dragon November 20, 2022

Irish War Helmet

A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.

Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master

by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009

Irish Surprise

A huge Irish penis. Since it's not expected, its a surprise.

Matt whooped his huge pink dick out. It was beautiful. It was an Irish surprise.

by Ivyspoison5 July 10, 2010

Irish Decade

However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation

Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "

Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"

Irishman" Whadya like!"

by Come on meow January 13, 2017

irish turd

When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.

I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd

by Commieconnell December 18, 2017