Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

im bleak

a word that woahvicky uses to prove that she isnt white -_-

"im bleak"

by wiglessurmum April 12, 2019

Im ready to takeoff

Takeoff is track by Wichita native, D'Aydrian Harding. On the track, D'Aydrian recruits help from his Filmer and details his desire to accumulate money and kill people while maintaining his lavish lifestyle and comedy persona, referencing his YouTube success, murder, wealth, and expensive vehicles.

I'm ready to take off, nigga talk tough then we blowin' his face off - Lyrics used as the outro of D'aydrian Harding videos

"Im ready to takeoff cuz what u know about that bosh? that ziggoly bop"

by TheAbominableYT October 24, 2023

ims

An acronym meaning “I’m saying”, typically used when in agreement with something you’ve heard.

John: niggas who claim wass r gay
Adam: ims fam☠️

by comradedababy December 13, 2021

im

A handsome guy with big personality and with big balls. He gets all the girls within a 2 kilometers radius. He is very smart too

im will fuck your girl

by Whipguy June 6, 2020

Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023