To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.
What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.
by Klevrguy December 06, 2015
Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.
Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.
by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
by carnage1138 November 24, 2010
Her goose crisps are huge
by Duckmaster29075 March 03, 2020
by Mount Miguel G Blad April 03, 2024
The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017