birthday goose

A birthday fuck

I’m looking forward to my birthday goose.

by LAkween January 14, 2022

Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.

goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.

by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023

plucked up goose

A ratchet street crawler, who presumably gets passed around often and has sex with multiple partners. Presenting with a disheveled and ruffled appearance, like a plucked up goose.

Bruhhh that girl looked like a "plucked up goose", I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

by J7575 May 26, 2022

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022

goosing

trying hard to be happy. happy but having to try for it.

“man i’m just goosing”

by goosingbitch November 17, 2019

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024