Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio

when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"

by Thinkingship April 23, 2012

Fried

another word for ugly

This dude is hella fried.

by fartpoopfrisbee April 1, 2020

Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.

While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

Fries

I. Wanna fuck your yummy fries

Give me tem friessss

by Guccigangsterfortnitecoolboy December 3, 2018

runt fries

Defective French Fries, usually short, soggy or dried burnt broken pieces.

I ordered Large Fries, but all I got was this box of runt fries.

by dattaway3 January 18, 2010

Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks.

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.

"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."

"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"

*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"

by Snoddas October 1, 2017