Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
by DeterTX June 15, 2011
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Get the Facebook Mom mug.The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009
Get the Facebook Hour mug.when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
by Mirkman November 16, 2010
Get the facebook pergatory mug.I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.
by square peg October 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Ready mug.n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
by krazyskull October 19, 2011
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Antonym: Facebook whore
Antonym: Facebook whore
She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.
by Smart Arick October 23, 2011
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