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facebook jinks

You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.
joe blow's status message -

joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot

josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay

the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009
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Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.
God your like my Facebook Shadow!
by flemballunited October 28, 2010
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facebook easy

the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever
Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.
by viridicyana November 29, 2009
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Facebook Vague

Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".
I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.

I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011
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Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper May 28, 2012
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Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
..........
..........
..........

no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'
by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011
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Facebook Hour

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!
by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009
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