I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.
by square peg October 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Ready mug.A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or
She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette February 7, 2012
Get the Facebook groupie mug.Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
by DeterTX June 15, 2011
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Get the Facebook Mom mug.when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
by Mirkman November 16, 2010
Get the facebook pergatory mug.Any person, who updates or checks their Facebook or Twitter status so frequently and habitually, that they may even continue to do so even after becoming a member of the undead.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Signs you may be a Facebook Zombie include.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
by Web Wordsmith January 26, 2014
Get the Facebook Zombie mug.The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009
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