ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 14, 2015
mugGet the ear muffingmug.

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
mugGet the an ear up your assmug.

Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.
My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020
mugGet the Affront to the Earsmug.

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.
U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
mugGet the Got ur ears on?mug.

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019
mugGet the Mickey Mouse earsmug.

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
by couche man October 14, 2021
mugGet the ear jack phonemug.

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