Dutch cannon

The best clan warrer you can have on your team, known for his epic spears and his seksie tanking.

Guy: OMG did you see Dutch cannon tank out 17 brews, he even got speared 12 times! Girl: Omg hes so sxcy, i wish he would respond to my love mail!

by Thebeasttanks January 30, 2010

Dutch bath

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

dutch fanfare

when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone

danni received the dutch fanfare from brooke and claire

by doctordoctorpuss August 2, 2010

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.

"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?

by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011

Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.

Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven

by Perthite August 24, 2011