February 16th 2019 depression 

The depression that more than 700 people had after meeting Noah Schnapp on February 16th of 2019. This depression causes tears and makes you want to go back to that day. People suffering from it call this day "the best day of their life" and call Noah Schnapp "the loml". Some (me) even may say that going to that event is "the best thing they've ever done", in reference to Mike Wheeler in Stranger Things.

I miss Noah and my friends so much i can't stop crying, i'm in my February 16th 2019 depression.

February 16th 2019 depression by lululuvnunu February 22, 2019

best cure for depression 

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me

best cure for depression by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

triangles are a common cause of depression 

Truth

Person 1: Did you know that triangles are a common cause of depression?
Person 2: no, I didint
Person 1:that is because it is not true

triangles are a common cause of depression by ' March 19, 2022

seasonal depression 

When you have finished watching the last available season of your favorite binge-watch.

I just got done watching Season 3 of OITNB and am suffering from seasonal depression.

seasonal depression by aim.e.done July 2, 2015

Double Depression 

When a person is diagnosed with depression only to learn that they cant afford the antidepressants that the doctor has prescribed.

I went to the doctor, he says that I am depressed. So I take my prescription to the pharmacy, only to find out that I cant afford the medication. I have double depression.

Double Depression by Robyn Bankx January 11, 2011

crippling depression 

A deprive of strength or many people know as a popular meme by idubzz

"i have crippling depression"

crippling depression by 11+ mock editor August 2, 2017

Moonlight Depression 

A purple drink created by some unknown person that is pretty much the opposite of Sunny Delight. Also can be called Moony D. May or may not have been the "purple stuff" in the fridge.

It's really dark outside and I am thirsty, I wish I had some Moonlight Depression

Moonlight Depression by Ginsu48 September 17, 2009