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DoubleDown [2v2 Competition]

When a team wins a 2v2 competitive game

Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.
DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"
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Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
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I am complete (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am complete (02/03/2025).
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A hypothetical computing device that operates across the five-dimensional manifold of space, time, and probability, accessing information from all possible realities simultaneously. Such a computer doesn't calculate answers—it observes them from branches where they're already known. Need to know the outcome of an election? The spacetime-probability computer queries the branch where it already happened. Want to know if your crush likes you? It checks the branch where you already asked. The challenge is that the answers are contradictory—in some branches yes, in some no, in some you never asked. The computer returns all of them, leaving you with the same uncertainty you started with, plus existential dread about all the versions of yourself living different lives.
*Example: "She asked her spacetime-probability computer if she'd ever find love. The computer displayed an infinite list: 'Yes, in 3,472,891 branches; No, in 5,218,433 branches; Already have, in 892 branches (you just haven't realized it yet); Love is a social construct, in 1,203,847 branches; Stop asking me, in 4,392 branches.' She turned it off and decided to live in uncertainty, which was where she'd been all along."*
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good
"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"
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