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National Be Nice To Colin Day

On April 20th it is national Be Nice To Colin Day.
Did you know it’s National Be Nice To Colin Day?
by arkgjaj April 20, 2023
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Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.
“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”
by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023
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Building a colonel

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.
I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.
by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025
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Law of Cosines

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.
“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab
by kumicakes September 23, 2025
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like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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