Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

by sea net playa September 7, 2021

Indian coffee

When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say

Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

Coffee

A hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds (coffee beans) of a tropical shrub.

We went out for a coffee

by AlexzzExplainer1 October 10, 2020

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Coffee Beaning

Like Tea-bagging, but for girls

She was coffee beaning hell out of him!

by danielspend69 December 5, 2021

Coffee 2.0

Why settle for Coffee (Caffeine 100mg to 160mg) when you can have Coffee 2.0? Adipex 75mg, Strattera, Modafinil 200mg, and Armodafinil 150mg can be bought from MyHotDrug.com and ModafinilXL.com. This is the cool definition.

Tony: Grab some Coffee 2.0 and power through your homework and classwork.

by GreenHexagon June 15, 2025