Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

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Sophia Wray-Clack

Sophia is the funniest person you'll ever meet and lights up a room when she walks in with her smile. She is so pretty that its unfair however she doesn't know it and is secretly very insecure under her confidence. She picks everyone up even if she's still on the ground and is so kind and selfless. Her figure is too die for and she has the prettiest dark eyes ever. All the boys want her but she's very picky because she doesn't want to get hurt and doesn't trust easily. If you are close to a Sophia then you are very special because she doesn't let many people in. She doesn't like conflict or letting people down but can stand her ground when needs must. Sophia always have your back and you can tell them anything that they won't share. She is super hyper and absolutely crazy sometimes but is definitely the life of the party. She is the worst person to watch movies with because she doesn't stop moving. Sophia's are sexy, feisty and caring with the best humour. If you have a Sophia in your life hold her close because there is no one quite like her. She can be very strange sometimes and pretends to be a man or a little boy which can be fun sometimes but she can take it too far. She sometimes has anger issues and beware because she will grate your hand like cheese.

Girl:Woah that girl is so pretty and funny
Girl2:She must be called Sophia Wray-Clack
Girl:Definitely

by bbbbbbbuble May 7, 2020

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