Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. 
The age group born in Fall 2008 - Summer 2009. Currently in sophomore year as of 2024-2025 school year, will be in 11th grade starting August-September 2025. Plans to graduate high school in May-June 2027. The last full Gen Z group to graduate high school.
by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025
Get the Class of 2027mug. A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.
THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.
by Footy Geek September 8, 2021
Get the World-Class Footballermug. if something is class it means it’s acc brilliant and you love it. Like things like food, alcohol, and of course your pals and tv shows and movies.
by just I dunno really November 6, 2019
Get the classmug. A class that nobody took seriously, caused depression, everybody cried at least once in, and one with lots of lecturing on "why we don't look like we care about the given material." We don't care. You also probably used the Minimus or Cambridge Course Latin books if you went to private school
by imalittlesus May 7, 2021
Get the Middle School Latin Classmug. by Jamie White (uk) May 24, 2019
Get the middle classmug.