pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby July 16, 2013

Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 16, 2009

chode-over

A sleepover in which only the basement is used, and most of the conversations include sexual terms.

Yeah dude, last night was a total chode-over.

by dubsJ March 31, 2010

Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.

You are such a chode hoagie, dude!

by Suicidoll7 November 03, 2010

chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 08, 2008

Chode-ina

The vagina of a hermaphroditic male.

The area where a male's chode is replaced by a vagina.

I kicked that hermaphrodite right in his chode-ina.

by TGoldie September 28, 2007