chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 7, 2008

Fucking Chode

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.

"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"

by Tim and Tom December 12, 2018

Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 15, 2009

pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Greasy chode

Admiral Ackbar

That fish is such a greasy chode!

by sutf October 13, 2011

chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016

URBAN CHODE

A chode relating to or having characteristics of a town or city.

Ron has an Urban Chode.

by definitionz January 19, 2019