ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

by Yake November 3, 2005

Chinese Bus Driver

The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving

Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!

by 2269 September 17, 2010

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

under the boyfriend bus

When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"

"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"

by Major PRD September 13, 2011

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

batty bus

The "Batty Bus" is the nickname for the double-decker busses( mainly yellow and/or orange, and commonly the service 104. It is named so because it mainly carries students from devonport High for boys, an all boys school which many people believe mean they are gay. So that's why we call 'em battys

Person one: Did you see that guy on the batty bus stick his middle finger up at us?
Person two: Yeah, we're gonna egg 'em tomorrow.

by GreendayMCRGoodcharlotterock June 27, 2006

school bus

The thing that takes you to hell.

O fuck here comes the school bus.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017