rides the little yellow bus 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe a persons mental awareness or personality traits.

Tim rides the little yellow bus! Another example.
Oh my God, Tim is so cool, he rides the little yellow bus.

rides the little yellow bus by Sandy kay June 27, 2006

ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

ride the bus by Yake November 3, 2005

Chinese Bus Driver 

The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving

Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!

Chinese Bus Driver by 2269 September 17, 2010

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home 

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

under the boyfriend bus 

When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"

"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"

under the boyfriend bus by Major PRD September 13, 2011

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? 

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

batty bus 

The "Batty Bus" is the nickname for the double-decker busses( mainly yellow and/or orange, and commonly the service 104. It is named so because it mainly carries students from devonport High for boys, an all boys school which many people believe mean they are gay. So that's why we call 'em battys

Person one: Did you see that guy on the batty bus stick his middle finger up at us?
Person two: Yeah, we're gonna egg 'em tomorrow.

batty bus by GreendayMCRGoodcharlotterock June 27, 2006