Sandcastle Bucket List

A list of things a young couple want to achieve before having children cramps their style.

"Dude, those photos of your surf trip to Hawaii look great!"
"Yeah, Sarah and I have crossed that one off our Sandcastle Bucket List. We have a few things we want to do before the ankle biters come along."

by Kentoonist September 20, 2012

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Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.

1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.

by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009

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I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

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redneck ice bucket

Pulling out the bottom of your t-shirt to create a 'pouch' for holding ice dispensed from a machine. Utilized when a bucket or other receptacle is not abailable.

Don couldn't find an ice bucket in the hotel room, so he utilized his redneck ice bucket to bring some back to the room.

by DLRCFS September 28, 2015

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