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Bastard of all Bastards

The Bastard of all Bastards is a white male, he lives in a small town in upstate NY that most people have never heard off. He is beyond an asshole and much worse that just a bastard on its own. This man is the Bastard of all Bastards!
Hey Harry! What Diane! Can you stop farting like that? No! Fuck you!, Harry, you are the Bastard of all Bastards
by Kenny Bishop Jr. June 2, 2024
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Gluttonous Bastard

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.
by NotRealFishJuice April 29, 2023
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Fat bastard

The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist
Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister
by Hussein23786 May 28, 2018
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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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Titty Bastard

Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!
by Exogear April 19, 2018
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kill deck Bastards

A name given to someone who uses a kill deck in marvel snap
Person 1:dude i finally made it to omega but those kill deck Bastards are still everywhere

Person 2:yeah man there god damn parasites
by bobiscool533 April 26, 2025
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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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