face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

omega drive

Crappy-ass band out of Mountgomery County, Maryland. The lead singer can't even sing in the correct pitch!

Omega Drive is an abnormally crappy band.

by Fangy July 29, 2008

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

pissy driving

Australian term, meaning drove home drunk!

"There is no taxi around, so I guess I am going to have to do some pissy driving to get home from the pub tonight."

by An Australian September 15, 2014

drive and chill

One who is watching drive with a female friend who then proceed to get shwifty

Me and a friend of my wanted to drive and chill but I didn't look like Ryan gosling

by OPOG420 October 2, 2017

Drive stay

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player

I’m gonna do a Drive stay because I’m to much of a cunt to fight a real boxer

by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020

Drive it like an Uber

When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.

"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"

by USC Godfather August 26, 2018