asshole it up 

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

asshole it up by Hashkey February 29, 2012

Assholeosis 

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

Assholeosis by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholedick 

A person who is an asshole and a dick at the same time. Doesn't have to be either but chooses to be both simultaneously.

Luis you sure were an assholedick when you and mark and Monica teamed up to prank me.

assholedick by bsm75 September 23, 2013

asshole stinger 

after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.

the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.

asshole stinger by BUTT MAN December 31, 2013

assholeciated 

1. to be connected with, or be related to an asshole.

Though he himself not an asshole, Dave is assholeciated with Warren, an arrogant selfish prick asshole.

assholeciated by Nuclear Warren February 10, 2014

asshole diggers 

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

asshole diggers by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014

assholeogy 

The study of the nature assholes and their believes

A system or school of opinions of assholes

Why does your point of view make no sense?
Its not that it does not make sense to you but the nature of my opinion is drawn from the study of assholeogy

assholeogy by B1Kanobi March 30, 2015