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Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
by The man in your shower July 15, 2023
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Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...
I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.
by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019
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Tappity Tap

When an investigatorial officer taps his notebook, trying to gather information relevant to their case.
"Cole Phelps Tappity Tapped his notebook, trying to figure out if Rusty Galloway is the murderer"
by TheElementalGuy February 4, 2025
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spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.
A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives
by Memer#1 December 27, 2022
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tap deck

When a warlock topdecks a card using his hero power (Life Tap) in Hearthstone, it is called Tap Deck
"The Warlock got lethal with his amazing Doomguard tap deck"
by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018
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Tapped

Yusuf Rahman is a tapped guy
by YusufIsGay November 18, 2020
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Tap, Rack, Bang

A common practice to clear a malfunction during shooting. Consists of Tapping the magazine to make sure it's properly seated, Racking the slide or bolt to eject the malfunctioned round and chamber a new one, and Bang signifies that you've cleared your malfunction.
My pistol keeps failing to extract during drills, so I use the Tap, Rack, Bang method to get it working again
by FlippnLidz April 3, 2025
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