wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

by J Jasper April 20, 2008

fingers wet

When a man fingerbangs a woman in a hastier setting than usual, preferably someone he's just recently met.

"I just got my fingers wet on the dance floor with that girl we met in the line up"

by Gypsy4life February 17, 2014

wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 05, 2017

wet lick

someone marked by weakness. a total pussy not up to the task at hand. a limp dick coward.

"what do you mean you can't take another shot? you wet lick!

give it to me."

by neal treal November 13, 2009

Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

by Guad or Ed's August 06, 2019

Wet Head

A term referencing someone who smokes PCP (smoking wet). This can be used to refer to someone who is acting crazy, as though they experiencing the effects of the drug PCP.

Rob: this party is crazy! These girls are so fine!
Me: you must be smoking wet, this party is beat. Wet Head Rob!

by JazzyJasp June 24, 2019

wet grass

Grass that has had precipitation land on it. Also known as a silly goose.

You better get off my yard, it contains wet grass because there was a tsunami last night.

by Naturelover12345678969 May 26, 2017