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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Toni

Toni is a sweet but quiet person, she often helps when people need it and will always be there for you. she’s a good bestfriend but she can be a lot to handle when it comes to expressing herself. Toni is described as pretty, smart, athletic and unique. get you someone named Toni.
Toni is so sweet
you’re lucky to have a toni
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2 take tony

Meaning you nail it in 2 takes
Lil white mama: I want to video that! Can we? It was so funny!

Brotha: Fo sho.

Lil White Mama: Wow, you nailed it!

Brotha: Just call me 2 take Tony
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Tony

The coolest person I’ve eva met
My man tony is so badass dude!
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gabe/tony

is a fag
“gabe/tony likes dick he’s such a fag”
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Tony

A Tony is a man who eats, farts, and sleeps. Funny nice guy however the above still stands.
After Tony did you have any food left? did you smell that? did you hear that?
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Tony

Tony: True love of Kristie. No time distance or mean words will change the way I feel about you. I love you more, forever until the end of time and then after that.
Tony is the only person Kristie will ever want, need or crave in every way. She literally has eyes or thoughts or feelings for any other person ever. My person, my home.
by Tony's Kristie August 10, 2024
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